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Prologue
by: Gurbir
Welcome to the not so wonderful life of Harry Hiscock. Harry is a lawyer. His last name is Hiscock. Hilarity ensues. Simple enough non? Well not really. You know how you watch the credits to a movie, and there's that disclaimer saying “any resemblance to any persons, dead or living, is purely coincidental”? Well that's not what happens here. You see, poor old Harry is a character spawned from a real person. If you're unfortunate enough to be driving through Barrhaven, and you see the Barrhaven mall, stop and take a look at the offices of a certain law firm that shall remain nameless (Bradley, Hiscock, and Wright). Believe it or not, that's all it took to get us on our way.
Initially, Paulo Bellem saw the sign, and mentioned it to myself & Junior Barns. We started laughing about it, and nearly got ourselves killed while driving. Soon, we sucked my buddy Gavin into the madness, and now, it's just spun beyond our control. This Wiki will eventually compile the entire saga of poor old Harry H. Hiscock (as written in e-mail threads). It's still growing. One day, we might even make it into a comic script a la “Milk & Cheese”, except better. Enjoy!
Season 1
- Episode 1: The Mrs. Vane affair
- Episode 2: Hiscock Wets his Pants
- Episode 3: She's Probably with Hiscock
- Episode 4: I Want Hiscock Now!
- Episode 5: She Really Does Enjoy Hiscock's Company
- Episode 6: Hiscock Blows Chunks
- Episode 7: Hiscock Needs a Good Beating
- Episode 8: Hiscock is Firm
- Episode 9: At the Hospital
- Episode 10: I Stuck a Stethescope up his Ass
- Episode 11: I Know Exactly where Dick is Coming From
- Episode 12: Keep You Medecine Out of My Law
- Episode 13: Nurse K and Dick Bring the Strike to HEAD… I mean a Head
- Episode 14: Compensation Packages for the Nurses to Come
- Episode 15: Wethore Gives Hiscock a Band-Aid
- Episode 16: Your Ass Belongs to Rednuts
- Episode 17: The Right to Shear Suzy
- Episode 18: People vs. Spankme Part II
- Episode 19: Spankme, Cummings; The Cross Examination from Hell
- Episode 20: All Rise for Judge Hung
- Epsiode 21: Hiscock Goes to the Supermarket
- Episode 22: Harry Hiscock at the Checkout
- Episode 23: That's Personal
- Episode 24: Next Witness Hiscock
- Episode 25: Where We Add a Little Class and Bring in the Irish
- Episode 26: I'm a Spanking the Lock
- Episode 27: Orenthal deBusdriver and Suzie Shear are Making Nookie
- Episode 28: The Conclusion of this Caper
Season 2
- Episode 1: Jehova's Wetness
- Episode 2: Join the Band
- Episode 3: Hiscock Can Handle Anything
- Episode 4: Hiscock has the Kind of Spunk that I Like
- Episode 5: Must Leave a Bad Taste in Their Mouths
- Episode 6: Laya Hirkunt Because it is Easier to Pronouce
- Episode 7: Send Hirkunt up to Hiscock
- Episode 8: What the Fuck Just Happened?
- Episode 9: You Might Event Say it's Lip Smacking Good
- Episode 10: Well, Not Only my Hands
- Episode 11: I Can Handle my Own
- Episode 12: Hiscock Gently Raises the Sheet
- Episode 13: Life Sucks the Bloated Gonads of a Yak in Heat
- Episode 14: This Sucks So Much I Can Toss My Own Salad
- Episode 15: Keep Thrusting
- Episode 16: Paulo Wins the FUBAR Award
- Episode 17: The Search for Ann Alprobe
Season 3
Character Key
- Harry H. Hiscock (HH, HHH): Our main protagonist
- Mrs. Vane: The Witness
- Noah Fence (NF): The Crown prosecutor