Episode 26: I'm a Spanking the Lock
back at Orenthal's apartment.
HH: what are you doing.
Gerald: I'm a spanking the lock.
HH: Well do it in private.
Gerald: Dahh, ye stoopid Canajian.
HH: There are the pictures. (long pause)
Gerald: Gawd al Mightee. That's Pitlick.
HH: ah man, that leaves a bad taste in my mouth. What is Spankme, Pitlick and Greese doing together. Maybe Orenthal was right. Greese knows who really killed Mr. Spankme.
Gerald: Listen you red belly son of a ore, I aint spanking anyone but me self. Alright grab the photos and lets get out before the fuzz get here.
Meanwhile at Greese's stakeout Pat has bugged Greese's place.
Greese: No listen, Tugnutt, I don't have to tell you anything. Right now you and Pitlick are suspects and I have to do something to safe Pitlick.
Tugnutt: But Pitlick and I were together that night. We weren't anywhere near Spankme's house. We were out at OnTap with Daigle. You know he gets all the girls around him. Pitlick and I have been away from our wives for so long we decided to go with Alex so that we can flirt. We weren't going to do anything.
Greese: Yah, Yah. Listen, Lance is a good friend of mine. I had to take measures to protect him.
Tugnutt: What measures. We only talked to Spankme that night. There were no measures nescessary.
Greese: Thats all get the hell out.
Tugnutt: If you don't clear our names your going to be sorry.
Greese: We'll see about that. Tugnut, Greese always gets his man.
At HHH apartment:
Susie Shear and Orenthal are in HHH bedroom talking.
SS: So you're a bus driver.
OD: No, I was an ex-football great with the Ottawa Roughriders. When the team went belly up, I turned to teaching cooking. Thats how I got to know Spankme.
OD: What was that for.
SS: Oh sorry you were talking about the trial.
OD: Yah. So I goes to the house, but Spankme isn't there. Her husband is, saying something about Tugging nuts lance spankme with greese. I decided to wait outside. Then I heard the back door close so I thought Mrs. Spankme was home so I went in. Only to find Mr. Spankme stabbed with my cooking knife. I ran out of there but the Pigs were already there. Officer Greese I believe his name was.
SS: Oh so you think that he framed you because he was involved with Spankme.
OD: Yah I do. But speaking of spanking has gotten me stiffy. If you smell what I'm cooking.
SS: Sorry that must be me your smelling. Hiscock won't be coming for a while. Why don't you show me yours.
(seen fades as the two start kissing)