Episode 3: She's Probably with Hiscock
Mrs. Vane's daughter has just been caught in school punching a boy.
Principal: Do you know why your here?
Mrs. Vane's Daughter (VD): Yah, I beat the snot out of that boy.
Principal: Now why did you do that
VD: Because he kissed me.
Principal: Do you have a lawyer.
VD: No but my mama does.
Principal: And what if that little boy decides to sue you would she mind lending you him.
VD: I don't know maybe.
Principal: So you don't mind if I call her and ask her about this.
VD: Sure, shes probably with Hiscock right now.
Principal: What!? how dare you say such things.
VD: What????!!! It'll be perfect, you can a HOLD of them both with one call.
Next: I Want Hiscock Now!