HARRY HISCOCK: Attorney At Law

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====== Episode 25: Where We Add a Little Class and Bring in the Irish ======
by: Gurbir

Later that night, Hiscock is poking around in his basement when the phone
rings.
It's Judge Mi So Hung

HH :  Hello?

MSH :  Give me Hiscock

HH :  Speaking

MSH :  We've got a problem.  Orenthal has escaped from jail.

HH :  Holy Shit!

MSH :  What does my cousin have to do with this?

HH :  What?

MSH :  You said Ho Lee Sheet..that's my cousin.

HH:  Oh..nevermind.  When did this happen.

MSH :  About 25 minutes ago.  We think that me might be coming after you...

HH :  Nobody comes after Hiscock and gets away with it.  Don't you worry,
Judge.
Hiscock's got protection.

HH hangs up the phone, and calls a number.

Gerald Fitzpatrick :  Hello?

HH :  Gerald.  Triple H here.  Need some services from you & your cousin.

GF :  Ya called at a bad time.  I was just puttin' on the covers and
gettin'
ready for a bit of riding with the mot.

HH :  This is important.

GF:  All right.  You've got 1 minute to say your peice.  Meanwhile, I'll
just
play with the ol' diddies.

HH :  You know about my current case involving Mrs.  spankme.  It turns
out that
Orenthal has escaped.  I need one of you to drive over here and protect
me.  I
also need one of you to find him before he can get here.

GF:  I tell you Harry..I must be the biggest gobshite in the world, but
I'll do
it.  I'll come over while Pat goes looking for the chancer.

<fade to black>

<fade in>(yeah, I know I'm going commando on the episodes, but bear with
me.
I'm going somewhere with this)

Gerald, Harry & Suzy are sitting in Harry's apartment.  Gerald is on the
phone.

GF :  See you in a bit then.

<hangs up>

GF :  That was Pat.  He found the bouzzie down at the local.  He's a bit
paraletic, blathering on.

HH & SS just look at him with blank stares.

GF :  What?  Are ya both a couple of culchies?

HH :  No..at least I don't think so.  Basically, son..we didn't understand
a
damn word ya just said.

GF :  I said the gurrier was a bit motherless at a boozer up the ways a
bit.

SS :  Oh..(looks at Harry).

HH :  That's good...right?

GF :  Jayzuz!!  Of course it is.  They'll be here in a bit.  If you'll
both
excuse me, I'm going to step outside to suck on a fag.

HH:  WHAT!  That is gross.

GF:  You're right.  I've been trying to quit, but I just can't.

HH :  Whatever.  Just do it outside.

There's a knock on the door.  It's GF's cousing Patrick Fitzgerald, and
Orenthal
deBusdriva.  Orenthal looks at Suzy & starts to smile.

SS smiles back.


HH :  Oh wow.  You found him

PF :  Of cours.  Gerry..ya didn't tell them?


GF just sighs.


HH :  Now, Orenthal.  What the hell is going on?

OD :  I didn't kill anyone.  You have to believe me.  I was framed.

HH :  You were?  By who.

OD :  His name is Peter Greese.

HH :  You mean the police officer?  Why would he set you up?

OD :  Because...he hates all white people.  He planted the glove.

HH :  Can you prove this?

OD :  Yes.  I have a pictures that will explain everything.  They're in my
apartment.

HH :  All right.  I'm going to the apartment with Pat.  Gerry, you go
stake out
Greese's house.  Suzy, you stay here with Orenthal.

(whispers in her ear :  Don't worry.  We won't stick you with anything.)

SS :  Oh..I'm not worried about that at all (flutters her eyes over at
Orenthal)

GF leans over to HH and says:

Are you sure that's wise..leaving the two of them together.  I believe him
when
he says he didn't do anything.  But that gel..she's a bit of a Mary Hick?

HH :  What?

PF :  She likes to ride the Langer a bit too much

HH :  Huh?

(in the background, Orenthal & Suzy walk in to the bedroom together)

GF :  Her gee's a bit manky

HH:  I don't understand

PF:  She likes to drink from the mickey.

HH :  Come again?

GF :  She's a motherlovin' scrubber!

HH :  Uhh...

PF :  A never miind.  A waste of fucking time talking to this one, Gerry.

<scence fades to black>

How will Suzy's promiscuity affect Hiscock?  What shocking
evidence do they find at Orenthel's apartment.  Just what are Gerald & Pat
talking about?  Tune in next time, ya jackeens!!

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