HARRY HISCOCK: Attorney At Law

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====== Episode 18: People vs. Spankme Part II ======
by: Junior

Judge Hung:  Alright, lets get this trial underway, Hiscock, you may call your
first witness.

HH (Harry Hiscock):  Yes your honour, I would like to call to the stand Mrs.
Spankme.

Balif Stiffstick (BS):  Please raise your right hand...  Spankme.  Do you swear
to tell the truth the whole truth .....

Mrs.  Spankme (MS):  I do.  Can I put my hand down Stiffstick?

BS:  Yes, Spankme.

HH:  I would like to submit this evidence as exibit A.  This bloody glove was
found at the scene of the crime.  It is assumed to belong to the murderer and
with the court's permission, I would like to have Mrs.  Spankme try it on.

<Spankme puts the glove on for Hiscock>

HH:  <To MS>If you could show this to the Jury, <To Jury> It is obvious that the
glove is far too big to Spankme, I mean for Spankme.  In fact the my hands are
bigger than most and this glove is big enough to fit me.

Judge Hung (JH):  Let the record show that the bloody glove is big enough to fit
on Hiscock.  <To HH> Proceed.

HH:  <To Jury>Now if a glove is that much too big, wouldn't it slip off during
the act, making it really difficult to stab someone multiple times.  I believe
that the murderer has to be someone with a much bigger...Hand.  <To JH> So you
see your honour, If the glove doesn't fit.  You must a-quit (I don't know how to
spell it.  Enlighten me)

JH:  Cummings, your witness...

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Next: [[s01:episode19|Spankme, Cummings; The Cross Examination from Hell]]