====== Episode 3: She's Probably with Hiscock ======
by: Paulo

Mrs. Vane's daughter has just been caught in school punching a boy.

Principal: Do you know why your here?

Mrs. Vane's Daughter (VD): Yah, I beat the snot out of that boy.

Principal: Now why did you do that

VD:  Because he kissed me.

Principal:  Do you have a lawyer.

VD:  No but my mama does.

Principal:  And what if that little boy decides to sue you would she mind lending you
him.

VD:  I don't know maybe.

Principal:  So you don't mind if I call her and ask her about this.

VD:  Sure, shes probably with Hiscock right now.

Principal:  What!?  how dare you say such things.

VD:  What????!!!  It'll be perfect, you can a HOLD of them both with one call.

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Next: [[s01:episode4|I Want Hiscock Now!]]