====== Episode 25: Where We Add a Little Class and Bring in the Irish ====== by: Gurbir Later that night, Hiscock is poking around in his basement when the phone rings. It's Judge Mi So Hung HH : Hello? MSH : Give me Hiscock HH : Speaking MSH : We've got a problem. Orenthal has escaped from jail. HH : Holy Shit! MSH : What does my cousin have to do with this? HH : What? MSH : You said Ho Lee Sheet..that's my cousin. HH: Oh..nevermind. When did this happen. MSH : About 25 minutes ago. We think that me might be coming after you... HH : Nobody comes after Hiscock and gets away with it. Don't you worry, Judge. Hiscock's got protection. HH hangs up the phone, and calls a number. Gerald Fitzpatrick : Hello? HH : Gerald. Triple H here. Need some services from you & your cousin. GF : Ya called at a bad time. I was just puttin' on the covers and gettin' ready for a bit of riding with the mot. HH : This is important. GF: All right. You've got 1 minute to say your peice. Meanwhile, I'll just play with the ol' diddies. HH : You know about my current case involving Mrs. spankme. It turns out that Orenthal has escaped. I need one of you to drive over here and protect me. I also need one of you to find him before he can get here. GF: I tell you Harry..I must be the biggest gobshite in the world, but I'll do it. I'll come over while Pat goes looking for the chancer. (yeah, I know I'm going commando on the episodes, but bear with me. I'm going somewhere with this) Gerald, Harry & Suzy are sitting in Harry's apartment. Gerald is on the phone. GF : See you in a bit then. GF : That was Pat. He found the bouzzie down at the local. He's a bit paraletic, blathering on. HH & SS just look at him with blank stares. GF : What? Are ya both a couple of culchies? HH : No..at least I don't think so. Basically, son..we didn't understand a damn word ya just said. GF : I said the gurrier was a bit motherless at a boozer up the ways a bit. SS : Oh..(looks at Harry). HH : That's good...right? GF : Jayzuz!! Of course it is. They'll be here in a bit. If you'll both excuse me, I'm going to step outside to suck on a fag. HH: WHAT! That is gross. GF: You're right. I've been trying to quit, but I just can't. HH : Whatever. Just do it outside. There's a knock on the door. It's GF's cousing Patrick Fitzgerald, and Orenthal deBusdriva. Orenthal looks at Suzy & starts to smile. SS smiles back. HH : Oh wow. You found him PF : Of cours. Gerry..ya didn't tell them? GF just sighs. HH : Now, Orenthal. What the hell is going on? OD : I didn't kill anyone. You have to believe me. I was framed. HH : You were? By who. OD : His name is Peter Greese. HH : You mean the police officer? Why would he set you up? OD : Because...he hates all white people. He planted the glove. HH : Can you prove this? OD : Yes. I have a pictures that will explain everything. They're in my apartment. HH : All right. I'm going to the apartment with Pat. Gerry, you go stake out Greese's house. Suzy, you stay here with Orenthal. (whispers in her ear : Don't worry. We won't stick you with anything.) SS : Oh..I'm not worried about that at all (flutters her eyes over at Orenthal) GF leans over to HH and says: Are you sure that's wise..leaving the two of them together. I believe him when he says he didn't do anything. But that gel..she's a bit of a Mary Hick? HH : What? PF : She likes to ride the Langer a bit too much HH : Huh? (in the background, Orenthal & Suzy walk in to the bedroom together) GF : Her gee's a bit manky HH: I don't understand PF: She likes to drink from the mickey. HH : Come again? GF : She's a motherlovin' scrubber! HH : Uhh... PF : A never miind. A waste of fucking time talking to this one, Gerry. How will Suzy's promiscuity affect Hiscock? What shocking evidence do they find at Orenthel's apartment. Just what are Gerald & Pat talking about? Tune in next time, ya jackeens!! ---- Next: [[s01:episode26|I'm a Spanking the Lock]]